i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BEARD I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
i think its cute how a humans normal reaction to a loud noise is to make a loud noise back
Arwen and Russel Crowe using each other’s throats as pillows
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
Harry you fucking horndog
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
You know your language is beautiful if it has words like Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänskajütenschlüssel